Ahoy  there, landlubbers! This unidentified TNHC Big Kahuna got a little too much sun while mermaid fishing off the coast of St. Pete's Beach in Florida. Nothing a few dozen flagons of tasteless American Beer won't cure! "I've sheen 'da mermaids, *burp* and they aren't as beeootiful as I thought they'd be..." Hey, that's no mermaid, that's a manatee!!!!